Top three reasons not to get a blog:
1) One more thing to feel guilty about not updating.
2) I think the word blog is ugly.
3) Thinking of a snazzy title is hard.

Top three reasons to get a blog:
1) I like to type in pretty colors.
2) I can't figure out how to comment on other people's blogs without an account.
3) All of the cool kids are doing it.