peanut m&ms an obscure potential cause of single motherhood

Mr. Clean: tosses a peanut M&M up into the air and catches it in his mouth
Me, to him (jokingly):  Cut it out, you're going to choke
Mr. Clean: Why? tosses and catches another
Me: It's going to get lodged in your throat
Mr. Clean: tosses and catches another
Me:  I don't want to become a single mother because of a peanut M&M... and you know I won't be able to move fast enough to get up and give you the Heimlich maneuver right now.
Mr. Clean:  Not to mention you won't be able to get your arms around my middle because your baby belly will be in the way.
Me:  laughing too hard to come up with a sassy retort because it's totally true

Well played, Mr. Clean.  Well played.