The Corporate ABCs: L is for Lawyers

Listening and learning aren't losses, 

but lawyers love to litigate

The Corporate ABCs: K is for knowledge

kissing up may be kind of knackish

but knowledge is king

The Corporate ABCs: J is for Job

they juggle, they joust -

jackals in jackets want your job

The Corporate ABCs: I is for Internet

Involvement in important issues

is initiated instantly over the Internet

The Corporate ABCs: H is for Hounding

that holster hooked to the hip 

hounds hired help at home without hesitation.

The Corporate ABCs: G is for Gum

gigantic green globs grossly glued to

garbage pails and gym facilities  

The Corporate ABCs: F is for Fact

when fleece and fluff fail

it falls to frankness to face front

The Corporate ABCs: E is for Executive

exacting executives examining everyone's efforts

make employees extra-efficient

The Corporate ABCs: D is for Deadlines

Deadlines drive, but debts and demands

delay and disappoint. 

The Corporate ABCs: C is for Credit Card

only certain classes of clients can charge their chow

to the corporate credit card

The Corporate ABCs: B is for BMW

It's what the bosses all buy

but can barely budget for

The Corporate ABCs: A is for Average

average is acceptable

but aiming for the apex is advised

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