21 August 2010

Dear Miss Spider

Dear Miss Spider;

I ignored your web whilst reaching for a tomato early this morning, because the out of doors is your home and you are likely helping to manage the insect population in my back yard.  That was before I saw you.


Then you scurried out from under your leaf.
 

Miss Spider, I have decided that you are so spectacular, you are welcome to have that entire tomato plant all to yourself.  I am certainly not going to be putting my hands anywhere near you or your web ever, ever again. 


Very Respectfully,
Me

4 comments:

  1. I can't look! I can't look!!!

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  2. seeing this first thing on a monday morning is about the worst way to start of my work week. Thanks for that.

    SS

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